The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (E–book)


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  • The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
  • L. Frank Baum
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  • 12 August 2020
  • 9780140621679

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    The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (E–book) My 8 year old decided she wanted to read this one and we just finished buddy reading two different copies The copy she’s reading is a new Scholastic version which is just a simple paperback with an adorable cover I went ahead and picked up this 100th anniversary edition for our home library because it’s illustrated large print and hardcover which I love I’m sure most already know the story The beginning opens with

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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

download Û eBook or Kindle ePUB ¿ L. Frank Baum L. Frank Baum ¿ 3 free read The Wonderful Wizard of Oz review Í 103 H the Wicked Witch of the West on their trail Dorothy and Toto together with new friends the Tin Woodsman Scarecrow and cowardly Lion embark on a fantastic uest along the Yellow Brick Road in search of the Emerald. Click here to watch a video review of this book on my channel From Beginning to BookendDorothy Gale and her little dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from Kansas all the way to the Land of Oz With a little help from the Witch of the North Dorothy and Toto set off down a road paved with yellow bricks in search of the City of Emeralds and the Wizard of Oz a man said to have the power to help Dorothy find her way back to Kansas The cyclone had set the house down very gently for a cyclone in the midst of a country of marvelous beauty There were lovely patches of green sward all about with stately trees bearing rich and luscious fruits Banks of gorgeous flowers were on every hand and birds with rare and brilliant plumage sang and fluttered in the trees and bushes Along the way Dorothy makes some unusual new friends each of which desire something from the Wizard of Oz Do you think Oz could give me courage asked the cowardly Lion Just as easily as he could give me brains said the Scarecrow Or give me a heart said the Tin Woodman Or send me back to Kansas said DorothyThen if you don t mind I ll go with you said the Lion for my life is simply unbearable without a bit of courage In the late eighteen hundreds children s stories often featured familiar mythical creatures and were written with the express intent to deliver a moral lesson L Frank Baum took a different approach when he began writing The Wonderful Wizard of Oz He intended to write a children s book with new fantasy creatures in a realm yet unexplored and his efforts were a marvelous success Dorothy s journey through the colorful and peculiar Land of Oz reveals an array of creatures like winged monkeys talking china dolls and bearlike Kalidahs The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is not the technicolor film known by millions but rather a surprisingly grim tale that is absent of ruby slippers and cities with emerald green structures As it came nearer the Tin Woodman saw that running before the beast was a little gray field mouse and although he had no heart he knew it was wrong for the wildcat to try to kill such a pretty harmless creature So the Woodman raised his axe and as the wildcat ran by he gave it a uick blow that cut the beast s head clean off from its body and it rolled over at his feet in two pieces With uirky illustrations an amusing sense of logic and delightful characters The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a gratifying start to a well loved series Things to leave behind review of this book on my channel From Beginning to BookendDorothy Gale and her little dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from Kansas all the way to the Land of Oz With a little help from the Witch of the North Dorothy and Toto set off down a Lover Awakened Part 1 Black Dagger Brotherhood #3 road paved with yellow bricks in search of the City of Emeralds and the Wizard of Oz a man said to have the power to help Dorothy find her way back to Kansas The cyclone had set the house down very gently for a cyclone in the midst of a country of marvelous beauty There were lovely patches of green sward all about with stately trees bearing The Stench rich and luscious fruits Banks of gorgeous flowers were on every hand and birds with The Life Tree Poems rare and brilliant plumage sang and fluttered in the trees and bushes Along the way Dorothy makes some unusual new friends each of which desire something from the Wizard of Oz Do you think Oz could give me courage asked the cowardly Lion Just as easily as he could give me brains said the Scarecrow Or give me a heart said the Tin Woodman Or send me back to Kansas said DorothyThen if you don t mind I ll go with you said the Lion for my life is simply unbearable without a bit of courage In the late eighteen hundreds children s stories often featured familiar mythical creatures and were written with the express intent to deliver a moral lesson L Frank Baum took a different approach when he began writing The Wonderful Wizard of Oz He intended to write a children s book with new fantasy creatures in a The Painter realm yet unexplored and his efforts were a marvelous success Dorothy s journey through the colorful and peculiar Land of Oz Berlin FeuerlandRoman eines Aufstands rather a surprisingly grim tale that is absent of The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 ruby slippers and cities with emerald green structures As it came nearer the Tin Woodman saw that The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 running before the beast was a little gray field mouse and although he had no heart he knew it was wrong for the wildcat to try to kill such a pretty harmless creature So the Woodman Hottest Mess raised his axe and as the wildcat Hottest Mess ran by he gave it a uick blow that cut the beast s head clean off from its body and it Hitler rolled over at his feet in two pieces With uirky illustrations an amusing sense of logic and delightful characters The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a gratifying start to a well loved series

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download Û eBook or Kindle ePUB ¿ L. Frank Baum L. Frank Baum ¿ 3 free read The Wonderful Wizard of Oz review Í 103 City There they hope to meet the legendary all powerful Wizard of Oz who alone may hold the power to grant their every wishJust as captivating as it was a hundred years ago this is a story that all ages will love. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a brief and magical adventure tale filled straightforward prose predictable plot and uninteresting protagonists with a penchant for morbidity self mutilation and decapitation while whimsically traipsing along in a bizarre land chock full of eldritch creatures Whirled by a cyclone Dorothy an innocent harmless little girl and Toto her adorable dog are whisked away in a peculiar land From there they tag along with eccentric beings and eventually meet the stuffed Scarecrow who wished he had a brain except that his head is full of straws the sueaky and rusty Tin Woodman who lost his heart literally and the Cowardly Lion who s always terror stricken Hoping that each of their wishes would be granted they travel to the Emerald City where the wonderful wizard Oz the Great and Terrible is enthroned The great wizard will only grant their heart s desires on the condition that they seek out and destroy the Wicked Witch of the West And so their uest begins My inner kiddo didn t uite approve of this one The magical elements were good but not enthralling at all Was this written specifically for children I find this story highly disturbing and better suited for mature audiences please refer to my first paragraph A word of caution to parentsguardians kindly read this first before giving it to your children as it might be a bit overwhelming and horrifying for sensitive young readers Honestly I prefer Dahl s and Carroll s stories because illogical as it might seem the whimsical and hilarious elements fuse well together to create an entertaining comical narrative whilst masking the macabre portion of the book ie children will interpret it as tommyrot and will laugh at it while adults will see it as ghoulish if they analyse the text further The first few pages were wonderful to read especially when Dorothy s house unfortunately landed on a despicable victim The ueen of the Field Mice was a delightful character Others belong in town dullsville There s educational value here but the moral lesson that Baum wanted to impart the children can be found in other interesting novels out there There s no doubt that it was successful in its own time but I find this a dated fantasy tale in the present I have to congratulate Michael Sieben for his remarkable illustrations as well as Anne Hathaway s stupendous narration though However the aforementioned works didn t save this novel from my dismal rating of 25 stars rounded down Audiobook rating narrated by Anne HathawayNarrative voice style Vocal characterisation Inflexion intonation Voice uality Final verdict Things to leave behind rusty Tin Woodman who lost his heart literally and the Cowardly Lion who s always terror stricken Hoping that each of their wishes would be granted they travel to the Emerald City where the wonderful wizard Oz the Great and Terrible is enthroned The great wizard will only grant their heart s desires on the condition that they seek out and destroy the Wicked Witch of the West And so their uest begins My inner kiddo didn t uite approve of this one The magical elements were good but not enthralling at all Was this written specifically for children I find this story highly disturbing and better suited for mature audiences please Lover Awakened Part 1 Black Dagger Brotherhood #3 refer to my first paragraph A word of caution to parentsguardians kindly The Stench read this first before giving it to your children as it might be a bit overwhelming and horrifying for sensitive young The Life Tree Poems readers Honestly I prefer Dahl s and Carroll s stories because illogical as it might seem the whimsical and hilarious elements fuse well together to create an entertaining comical narrative whilst masking the macabre portion of the book ie children will interpret it as tommyrot and will laugh at it while adults will see it as ghoulish if they analyse the text further The first few pages were wonderful to The Painter read especially when Dorothy s house unfortunately landed on a despicable victim The ueen of the Field Mice was a delightful character Others belong in town dullsville There s educational value here but the moral lesson that Baum wanted to impart the children can be found in other interesting novels out there There s no doubt that it was successful in its own time but I find this a dated fantasy tale in the present I have to congratulate Michael Sieben for his Berlin FeuerlandRoman eines Aufstands rating of 25 stars The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 rounded down Audiobook The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 rating narrated by Anne HathawayNarrative voice style Vocal characterisation Inflexion intonation Voice uality Final verdict

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Once upon a time there lived a Golden Age gay icon who whiled away her pre waxing years sitting atop a split rail fence in some dour nondescript American Midwest landscape Her dreams of a outrageously fierce existence in the big city wearing roller skates and one foot diameter afro wigs and dancing to Army of Lovers in between lines of blow were hemmed in on all sides by rusted farm euipment NAPA Auto Parts Stores and a lone dejected Applebee s out on the turnpike Kansas didn t even have a meth lab yet Or a Sally Beauty Supply Her nascent fabulousness was imprisoned by voluminous swaths of gingham satin ribbons and fussy lace collars none of them unfortunately worn ironically with a lollipop or a pacifier or Harajuku style at the behest of Aunt Em a woman whose character is explained by the shocking fact that the better part of her non church wardrobe was purchased at uality Farm Fleet I know Couldn t you just dieThis girl as yet scarcely old enough to have a couple of cherries or a leaping dolphin tattooed near her cameltoe was named Dorothy One day like so many dreamy eyed girls she donned her Skechers and her discount department store jeans and waited for a meteorological disaster to rescue her from her sad glitterless rural life As luck would have it one day an especially violent cyclone rated EF4 by the local weather service carved a bloody path of destruction misery and death through central Kansas carrying Dorothy s trailer with her and her dog Toto inside watching Judge Judy high into the troposphere At first Dorothy mistook the rhythmic vibrations for a circuit party and looked under the bed for her whistle but soon enough she realized she was airborne And it felt Fab U Lous She thought she even spotted a cross country Virgin America flight with Diana Ross sitting in first class refusing a skunky glass of Chardonnay and calling the stewardess an uppity white bitch She ll have Dershowitz on the phone when she gets to LAX But maybe Dorothy was unconscious and imagining it all At any rate she was immune to the ghastly soul rending shrieks rising from below of a Kansas mother cradling her dead baby who was impaled by a windswept awl in the cyclone She was busy listening to Yahoo by Erasure on her iPod Eventually after floating around earth s gaseous atmosphere for a couple of hours dreaming of Barney s Co op Sale Dorothy landed in some unknown land flat ironed her hair and repositioned her training thong Outside her trailer a bunch of ghetto midgets were milling around with some old witchy broad No it wasn t that berfem Glinda like in the movie it was some tired ass old mannish thing looking like Linda Hunt in The Year of Living Dangerously Basically this bitch is no help at all She s supposedly a witch and you d think she d know the way to the Meatpacking District but all she does is give her some cheap ass silver shoes Steve Madden yuck and kiss Dorothy on the forehead leaving this magical lipmark Dorothy suspects it s herpes simplex one and hightails it outta there before the witch gives her boxed wine and has her pose for art photographs Yes I remember the very special episode of Diff rent Strokes with Gordon Jump very well thank you very muchOkay you know the rest of the story for the most part Dorothy seeks out the Wizard of Oz by mapuesting Emerald City or alternately the City of Emeralds and on the way she meets a Scarecrow a Tin Woodman and a Lion who are all needy and want to bask in the glow of her super hot blinding aura and fierce fantabulousness and bum a few amphetamines The Wizard who likes to mix up his corporeal manifestations appears to them in his Emerald City throne room Picture Antwan Big Boi Patton s house on Cribs but with fewer stripper poles and lots green marble in the forms of a giant Little Richard sized head a Sears catalog swimsuit model a vaguely menacing monster and a talking ball of fire Obviously the Wizard has been to see Cirue de Soleil and knows the power of a little u b cois razzle dazzle Whilst filing his nails and reading the latest issue of Interview with Drew Barry on the cover the Wizard tells his motley supplicants that yeah yeah sure he will grant their stupid retarded wishes if they murder the Wicked Witch of the West a Tribeca scenester who is always bogarting Page Six with her leather daddy winged monkey warehouse parties Dorothy Crew reluctantly agree an act of volition which effectively makes Dorothy the youngest hit girl in the history of YA literature and the only one to ever wear lace trimmed socklets Eventually during a wet t shirt contest the witch melts and Dorothy still flush with her first taste of killing sweet killing returns with her entourage to the Wizard to claim her payoff But then gosh golly gee whiz in a startling atheistic allegory the all powerful Wizard is revealed to be an impotent little Wallace Shawn type standing behind a screen fiddling with some sound board knobs Nietzsche couldn t ve said it any better The Wizard who 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