Holy Cow (KINDLE)


  • Hardcover
  • 206
  • Holy Cow
  • David Duchovny
  • English
  • 18 February 2019
  • 9780374172077

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Free download Holy Cow ç PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free D a bright Box God and what the Box God reveals about something called an industrial meat farm shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its coreThere's only one solution escape to a better safer world And so a motley crew is formed Elsie; Jerry excuse me Shalom a cranky Torah reading pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom a suave in his own mind at least turkey who can't fly but who can work an iPhone with his beak Toting stolen passports and slap. Well I am not sure what to say How about what a crock of mixed animal manure I honestly disliked everything about David Duchovny s writing style human beings should not go round saying things like omg babes you are totes cray cray let alone animals It was badly edited drivel Whats sad is there was the spark the potential for an interesting debate on mass farming and how detrimental it is to the environment to us and of course to other species But what was trundled out was like David Duchovny taking the piss the old haha look at me I m a washed up celebrity so time to try my luck at writing and I can see him now strolling about in a threadbare dressing gown laughing manically as he taps out lines with his toes on his iphone while drinking cheap vodka from a chipped coffee mug It get two stars one for being a free copy and the other for having the decency to only be 200 pages long and some of those taken up with crapy illustrations Buddhist Modernities you are totes cray cray let alone animals It was badly edited drivel Whats sad is there was the spark the potential for an interesting debate on mass farming and how detrimental it is to the environment to us and of course to other species But what was trundled out was like David Duchovny taking the piss the old haha look at me I m a washed up celebrity so time to try my luck at writing and I can see him now strolling about in a threadbare dressing gown laughing manically as he taps out lines with his toes on his iphone while drinking cheap vodka from a chipped coffee mug It get two stars one for being a free copy and the other for having the decency to only be 200 pages long and some of those taken up with crapy illustrations

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Free download Holy Cow ç PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free A rollicking globe trotting adventure with a twist a four legged heroine you won't soon forgetElsie Bovary is a cow and a pretty happy one at that her long lazy days are spent eating napping and chatting with her best friend Mallory One night Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse Through the window she sees the farmer's family gathered aroun. This is the most bonkers book you may ever read My advice is to leave all sense of reality at the title page and just enjoy the ride And what a ride it is A cow escapes her paddock one day and instead of flirting with the bulls she goes up to the farm house There she learns the truth that humans eat cows Suddenly she realises where her mother wentThis realisation makes the cow see she needs to escape She learns of India where cows are sacred and she makes a plan to go there A pig and turkey also learn of her plan and beg to go too The pig who changes his name to Shalom dreams of Israel where his kind are deemed revolting and go uneaten The turkey wishes to visit his namesake land because how could that be bad The story that follows these three is likeI said bonkers so suspend disbelief and just love it instead I did Seeing the world through these three animals eyes is strangely enlightening and the story becomes less of a fable and of a narrative on how the world is It s brilliant and I hope to one day see a turkey use an iPhone

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Free download Holy Cow ç PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Dash human disguises they head for the airportElsie is our wise cracking pop culture reference dropping slyly witty narrator; Tom who does eventually learn to fly sort of dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs. If Pixar made films for adults then Holy Cow would definitely be a contender I am sure this children s story for adults was written with a screenplay in mind certainly our narrator Elsie the Cow is determined that one day her story will make the big screen heck she is already writing a book about her exploits and is constantly giving helpful hints as asides to a future director Not to mention her pop culture references which she inserts because her editor thinks they would appeal to adults reading the story to their childrenElsie has an idyllic life chewing the cud being milked sleeping and gossiping until the day she gets a glimpse of what the future holds in store for her No way is Elsie going to enter the food chain and she makes her escape plansIt is a very visual story that you can read in a couple of hours and I really liked Elsie s sassy witty voice I say it is a children s story for adults for a reason there are some parts of the book that you may not want young children exposed to You have to believe the unbelievable in order to enjoy this book to its best advantage and even David Duchovny kind of admits that In his notes at the end he even comments on the fact that Elsie is a dairy cow who is milked every day even though she has never given birthI did enjoy the read it is clever amusing and thought provoking Thanks to the publishers for the review copy


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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) If by any chance you fancy a novel of total hilarious insanity with a touch of emotional resonance and a uniue twist then Holy Cow is absolutely the book for youCompletely crazy – yes Fun? Absolutely Eminently readable an

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    David Duchovny ´ 5 Free download Summary ç PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ´ David Duchovny Free download Holy Cow Did not finish could not finish Clever premise horrible delivery Unless you want to read a book narrated by a cow who peppers her speech with every annoying of the moment turn of phrase 'cray cray' for example pop culture reference and lots of 'wait til you see what happens next' and 'did you see how i did that? my editor said I needed to' comments to the reader this one's definitely a book to skip

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    Free download Holy Cow David Duchovny ´ 5 Free download Holy Cow (KINDLE) This is the most bonkers book you may ever read My advice is to leave all sense of reality at the title page and just enjoy the ride And what a ride it is A cow escapes her paddock one day and instead of flirting with the bulls she goes up to the farm house There she learns the truth that humans eat cows Suddenly she realises where her mother wentThis realisation makes the cow see she needs to escape She learns of India

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) Holy Cow David Duchovny Beauty Books and Babble Find out about winning a copy of this book at the end of my review ★★★★✩ I would like to start with a massive thank you to Headline Publishing who sent me this book via Bookbridgr in exchange for an honest review I gave this book a nice meaty 4 stars Holy Cow follows the story of Elsie Bovary who starts the tale as an ordinary happy cow who spends her days being milked eating grass

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) Well I am not sure what to say How about what a crock of mixed animal manure I honestly disliked everything about David Duchovny's 'writing style'; human beings should not go round saying things like 'omg babes you are totes cray cray' let alone animals It was badly edited drivel Whats sad is there was the spark the potential for an interesting debate on mass farming and how detrimental it is to the environment to us

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) This was not good The ridiculous plot I could live with but what I could NOT live with were the annoying ranty parts about animal rights and human politics and religion And even worse the non stop barrage of topical and not so topical pop culture references This might be the most annoying book I've ever read all

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    Summary ç PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ´ David Duchovny Holy Cow (KINDLE) Nothing appropriate could have happened to me than to read Holy Cow by David Duchovny in a holiday time Christmas and New Year are holidays when we remember our loved ones everyone who has in any good way influenced us during the year or even a few years beforeBut it is also a time when we easily forget those outside our field of vision those we subconsciously push out of their existence The hidden faces of holidaysA happy cow Elise Bovary

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) If Pixar made films for adults then Holy Cow would definitely be a contender I am sure this children’s story for adults was written with a screenplay in mind certainly our narrator Elsie the Cow is determined that one da

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) Ok I like cows and I like David Duchovny Therefore I felt that a book about a cow by David Duchovny would be right up my street I have to say having now read the book I am a little nonplussedFor me there are two w

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    Holy Cow (KINDLE) not 100% sure I know uite what I have just read a deeply bizarre take on Mankind's interaction with each other and with the natural world? Or simply a Dairy tale? Confusedcom

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